Completely agreed. The only thing that caught my eye was a decent pair of dog groomer’s clippers, maybe 20% off. Estimated shipping: 4-6 weeks. Didn’t purchase.

Seal’s drummer tried really hard to get me in the sack when they played in my town, but I didn’t because, you know, standards. #SealOrNothing

AOL chat rooms then Diaryland, c. 2000-2004. all of my HS friends were obsessed with Diaryland, one girl had a big enough following that she had a journalist from WaPo interview her about this strange new fad of teens over-sharing anonymously on the interwebs.