Because Aaron Hernandez thrived in NE's "structured" environment?

I used to be like you, rationalizing my enjoyment of PMT in spite of Barstool. But platform matters. A lot. As in, any ad dollars PMT gets will support Barstool’s growth. I like the analogy they made in the PFT-doxxing post - it’s like if the Colbert Report were on Fox News. Anyway, I stopped rationalizing,…

I call it the Donald Trump effect.  He generally doesn’t call for something explicitly, but he makes no effort to discourage it otherwise.

I figure if they were to be polled on a topic alongside other normal people their subset would be called a Stool Sample.

Barstool, always having a regular one.

That dude’s nose makes Triple H’s nose look like an average sized nose. 

It’s sad that I was just the tiniest bit encouraged that Big Cat literally said “Leave her alone”. I feel like so much of the time, these guys are like “Hey, I didn’t encourage it and I don’t approve of it!”, but never directly say “You guys need to cut it the fuck out”, thereby giving their fans some sort of leeway…

Imagine being enough of a total douchebag to gleefully call yourself a “stoolie” and do the bidding of a total dipshit like Portnoy.

Sollenberger has become exactly what he created PFT to parody. 

“Portnoy began selling a T-shirt depicting Ponder as a clown”

Man, Katz and Sollenberger pussed all the way out. They know it, too.

“Sounds like you need to get laid, you’re too uptight”

Don’t forget

Imagine if more of them were literate!

Nah dude. They’re totally not mad about getting cancelled at ESPN. They’re laughing about it. With all of these funny funny jokes. Like, do you even get satire? 

Might as well preempt these before the Stoolie brigade descends upon this article.

ALL THE DAMN LAYERS!!! I was able to mix and match everything so it looked like I had tons of outfits.

As a plus size woman... the best thing I did was buy pregnancy leggings, some tight sweater dresses, and kimono sweaters.

The rules for FaceTiming in public are the same as the rules for listening to music or watching a video in public: USE YOUR DAMN EARPHONES.

Let’s extend this to speakerphone. Why are there people sitting on the train, holding their phone in one hand and nothing in the other, talking on fucking speaker?