The topic at hand is a storm that’s going to kill human beings who may or may not have voted for your team. You know who’s going to be disproportionately affected? The very fucking people you’re trying and failing to advocate for. I would say I hope you stop being such a miserable piece of trash, but that’d be futile.…

You’re right, Katrina opened the rotting fabric of the city and exposed the nasty racists for who you really are.

oh, don’t worry, if you get 20+ inches of rain nobody will be going anywhere. I still remember driving the wrong way on a few freeways after Allison.

Wow these comments generalizing a large state full of incredibly diverse people really never get old.

I just wear a pantyliner and if things get swampy, I just wash with water and pat dry. I do use a glide stick on my thighs though. The only time I’ve used cornstarch since leaving Texas has been on a 113-degree day in Tennessee and my work uniform was a long-sleeved black shirt and long black pants.

You sound like the continuing source of inspiration who, when I had to fly at the drop of a hat to go take care of my dying mom, commented on my sweatshirt and yoga pants and sighed all over the place about how all decorum was lost in America. In short, you don’t know why people are flying or what their situation is.

I have hyperhidrosis and grew up in southeast Texas. I just needed SOMETHING to deal with swampboobs/crotch/ass.

RIP, anyone on Pennyrile or I-65 north

Muslims aren’t supposed to eat pork. It’d be like killing a Mormon with a bullet dipped in Dr. Pepper (yes, I know this is a bad analogy.)

none of those people fought a war against the United States.

what is with y’all claiming that tearing down the statues of treasonous losers and putting them in a museum (which is generous) will somehow erase history

ughh every time I’d drive up 65 from Spring Hill I’d gear up for ugliness when I saw the sign for Harding Place

these statues were put up in the ‘20s and ‘60s as a threat to black people. they’re not necessary for any reason. why do we need monuments to treasonous dickbags who lost a war against the US?

The creepy adult fans of the Rockafire Explosion/CEC in general go above and beyond what’s normal. Things change. It’s okay.

So many people are going to go blind from utter stupidity. I’m just salty as hell because they’re invading the town I have to go to for work this weekend and traffic’s going to be a shitshow.

My critical thinking skills tell me “hmm, it’s not on any credible news site anywhere. perhaps it’s bullshit.”

if this had actually happened, it’d be all over the news and the toddler-in-chief would be tweeting incessantly about it.

Try that shit in Lex, Richard Spencer. I fucking dare you.

I’m not advocating for it. I just would simply not be upset if it happened and would probably do a little dance in my living room.

No, the best kind of Nazis are dead Nazis.