Hey dipshit, I hate to engage you, but this is why the NFL practice facility in the city this happened in, their stadium, and the MLB team’s stadium all have permanent or retractable roofs. But please, do go on about how high school and college kids who die every year in the Texas heat during football practice are…

The tabloid went about it the right way. It’s the police department that might have messed up.

They could never win. When he did this to them, they were blamed for it and told they “seduced” him, that he couldn’t control his urges because of something they did.

While in pretty much any other case this would be true, if you don’t think they see their brand/income as the true victim here, I almost envy you.

This has the creepy stench of “Jim Bob needs money to pay for Joy’s wedding” all over it. These women aren’t allowed to make decisions of their own and I highly doubt they’d start with this.

This guy sets off my creep radar like no other. Also, a 37-year-old man who “owns his own business” but doesn’t have a car in Austin of all places? Yeah, total loser.

oh my god, this is the same asshole who wrote a giant “fuck you, Chicago” to the Tribune in January, even though he lived in Hammond.

I’m a 38D and rocking an Aerie padded bralette right now. It doesn’t squish my boobs down like a sports bra or create “uniboob” or anything. There’s a small bit of flattening but a) I’m pregnant and they’re comfortable as hell and cute and b) they’re GREAT for hot ass days when you can’t be assed to deal with a…

Matt Bevin is such an irredeemable piece of shit. There is just no good quality about him whatsoever and he was only elected because of voter apathy. He’s a mini-Trump and it’s horrifying.

34 years old, got a pretty good sex education, thought I knew a lot about my body, really didn’t know shit until I started trying to get pregnant.

Coach is so tacky, though. Kate Spade is timeless and pretty but I don’t feel the need to pay $475 for a purse.

Always Dreaming bit Matt Bevin and for that, will forever be the best horse.

Agreed. I’ll take an Oaks lily over a mint julep any time.

The “group of girls” comment is because the subject of this very article is - hold on to your butt - is a group of girls. Take a breather.

native Texan here: they wanted independence from Mexico because Mexico abolished slavery. once the Texian Army defeated Santa Anna at San Jacinto and they won independence, they immediately allowed slavery. hell, they even kicked Sam Houston’s ass to the curb because he didn’t want to join the CSA.

She is absolute trash. All she’s doing is exploiting her stepkids’ dead father to spite his ex-wife. Caitlyn only cares about Caitlyn and that’s pretty much all she’s ever cared about.

“you people in Texas” elected the Idiot King by less than a million votes. Fort Bend County, which hadn’t gone blue in forever, went blue. Fuck off with this. By your logic, the US as a whole elected him so we should all just ~deal with it~ and get what we deserve. No thanks.

I don’t know her husband’s specialty, but Dr. Ummat is a pediatric neurophysiologist at Texas Children’s who specializes in epilepsy in very young kids - including my best friend’s daughter. Her potential deportation is wrong on a million levels and would be a huge loss to the Med Center.

Vice President Nelson Van Alden.

Pretty much the only parts of the American South that are Catholic are parts of the bigger cities, Louisiana, and Kentucky. Also, this is just me probably, but I live 10 mins from Lexington and it really doesn’t feel “Southern” in Kentucky, just a weird mashup of Midwestern, Southern, and Appalachian.