ah yes, we women just all wish we could be sexually harassed. it’s a lifelong dream, dontchaknow.

my mom died a couple of months ago. 2016 fucking sucks.

I hate this bullshit.

A 32-year-old man is not a “kid” by any stretch.

I remember this wackadoo. Tuned her out when she said Beth Moore was a “secret feminist.” Yes, a secret feminist who forced her daughter to break up with her Mormon high school sweetheart because he wasn’t Christian enough.

What makes this even dumber on the part of Ferlito is that if Gabby hadn’t competed, she’d have come in 10th instead of 11th.

I see your point, and I agree with it as someone who was a competitive swimmer from 6-26, but I also must tell you: Ryan Lochte is an idiot. An extremely hot idiot, but an idiot. Maybe idiot’s too strong? Harmless, dim dudebro is better.

One of my friends is dealing with a psychopath she met online and hooked up with a few months ago. He’s been sending her abusive ass emails almost daily telling her how fat, ugly, stupid, and bad in bed she is and if she doesn’t delete all of her social media and website, he’ll email her grad school adviser and tell…

Yeah, I was born in ‘82 and I agree.

The other day I learned that Millennials were born from 1982 onward and it made me want to vomit.

I don’t want to have sex because I don’t like myself/my body. It’s a fun way to live.

It’s incredibly difficult for those of us who don’t live in an urban area to play this game the way it’s supposed to be played. In my area, you have to drive 4 miles to even get to a Pokestop. I don’t think it’s *just* the internet hivemind.

Hitler with the master plan dating back to the 1896 Athens games

Mine has been usurped by No Label Forbidden Lavender.

A good friend from high school was given 3 months in January of 2010 (cervical cancer) and she made it two more years. You just never know.

I hate these motherfuckers so much. Their tentacles are long and horrible and will wrap themselves around you. My stomach looked like I was hit with a whip for almost a month after getting stung by one of these jerks.

My most apt description of my period is Freddy Krueger is trying to claw his way out of my uterus from the inside, and he’s going to take my entire GI tract with him.

Man, Rhea Seehorn got shafted.

Local Houston news (channel 13) said that the father didn’t even know she had the gun. This whole thing is so tragic.

I keep a travel sized spray bottle of water and Mrs. Meyer’s dish soap in my purse and it gets out every stain from red wine to blood to grass.

I keep a travel sized spray bottle of water and Mrs. Meyer’s dish soap in my purse and it gets out every stain from…