can we please get a second season of Club de Cuervos before this

This is a man who said Gorbachev was weak and endorsed Tianenmen Square. This is a man who said the Chinese government “almost blew it” but then redeemed itself by running over students in tanks. This is the man who is likely going to be the GOP nominee. I just... holy fuck.

I told my boyfriend of 5.5 years I had a crush and we just recently broke up for reasons I’m not quite clear on. The usual “I need space, I don’t know what I want, etc” bullshit that makes me feel like I was cheated on (I wasn’t, he says) and it chaps my ass that I was 100% honest at all times and I feel I deserve…

you know the socioeconomic status of everyone on stage with her?

There’s also a tongue-in-cheek ref (god I cannot believe I had to watch this entire damn show, thanks, coworker) that Kimmy makes about buying her newly teenage daughter some MKA clothes: “at these prices no wonder they don’t want (need?) to act anymore!”

Maybe the article could be updated to show the Instagram rant where Demi says, verbatim, “I just give more fucks than other people.”

Diabetics and people with (known/diagnosed) Celiac are automatically disqualified from the military.

Just go ahead and hand them the Fulmer Cup now, goddamn

I thought it was the grundle.

this is reaching 2007 Britney Spears levels of uncomfortable for me

I really can’t stand either candidate, I’m just watching for the flawless moderators

Bella’s the one with the assload of plastic surgery, Gigi’s the one with the dumb name but better career.

I miss my bichon sooooo much. Yours is precious!

I used my favorite baby picture and

“Let’s just excuse shoving his entire genital region in someone’s face, it was college. Boys will be boys, you know”

I love Bryan Danielson and his wife and his awesome dog (who has her own damn Instagram,) and I hope they all have a happy life.

Right? I mean sports are only good for the 15-minute long patriotism festival at the beginning! How dare they politicize football.

I’m sure they just had a helicopter out lookin for him for shits and gigs, fam.

Re: odorous food -

I really, really, really fucking miss the marathons of Super Bowl Memories with Steve Sabol they used to show the night before the Super Bowl.