whoever ‘shopped that cover hates them

Because she’s a woman.

Julie DiCaro is a hell of a human being and watching her go through this is making me so god damn angry I can’t even see straight. She’s been pretty even-handed since the news broke (sup, Cubs and Hawks twitter) and still her mentions are full of some of the grossest dudebro bullshit I’ve seen in a long ass time.

why is he in Cleveland spouting this shit?

This has been going on for three years, and it seems the cardinal rule of Crossfit is “do not shut up about Crossfit, ever.”

I have a “body bore” in my life in that she went from perfectly lovely human being to a Crossfit junkie in the span of about two months.

I feel really bad about Kang getting hurt, and I hate that stupid play so much for the very reason that people DO get hurt. But it’s legal.

I mean, if you’re a virgin...

That’s a nice story, but the person in this article was raped.

goddamn I missed you football

It’s unsurprising that Huckabee defends her. She looks like a Duggar.

boohoo, Arrieta threw a no-no and the top story on Deadspin was Justin Bieber. relax.

She looks like a Muppet Kardashian.

Baylor is garbo. TCU is always fun to watch, though.

Usually helicopter parents who tell them they’re the most special snowflakes to ever have lived go wrong, to be honest.

I don’t think it’s child abuse, but I think not having participation trophies was a good way of learning that not everybody can be good at everything.

Can Nikki Bella just... go away for a bit? Even after almost a decade on and off in the business, she’s made very minimal improvement and botches every single match she’s in. Let the new ladies who know what they’re doing have their moments.

Not sure, ask a teacher.

Dabo Swinney was mentioned. Obligatory:

Six whole months, how did she ever survive?