It’s straight up bananas that you’re calling out developers on a game. They don’t set the price points for the games their companies pay them to make.

A lot of guys became Republicans thanks to Alex P Keaton from Family Ties, but they were too stupid to realize that his staunch conservatism was, itself, the joke. Stupid dudes pick the wrong heroes for the wrong reasons, all the time.

You really should’ve given some lip service, or at least some honorary runner-up props to Difficult People, if only for being 3 years ahead of us on the Kevin Spacey shit. Not to mention that its third and final season gave us the most surreal-yet-banal takes on post-election pop culture I’ve seen, along with one of…

If you can get a copy of Horizon: Zero Dawn, along with a PS4 for around $300 (which I think is possible?), you’ll not regret it. Promise.

The original audience for those games is, by now, 15 years older than their core audience. I felt silly playing the first game in my early 20s, and the thought of being followed around by Goofy and Donald for another 60+ hours, in my mid 30s, does not appeal to me anymore. It’s really an opportunity that’s long been…

It’s one thing to find yourself in the South, and see the stars and bars on a faded sign, or an old poster. Maybe an old t-shirt, or a picture of the General Lee.

Oh, I never once doubted what was going on; Franco spat that crap RIGHT IN HER MOUTH! Ugh, I am glad they’re still friendly towards one another, but that was soooooooo gross! Poor Leslie! (Although, if she had barfed, it would’ve been so hilarious.)

I liked the piece, and I thought the author wrote it very compellingly for the most part. The characters felt extremely 3 dimensional, and that’s hard to accomplish with short fiction. But when he brings her home, and he’s like, “heads up, I still have those cats,” and she goes, “yeah, I know you do, guy;” THIS IS…

Don’t you have some text based adventures to experience? You’re wasting a lot of useful keystrokes on this, island boy.

Cool story.

My only comments were from an editing perspective; it didn’t get to the end quickly enough, and it lost a lot of impact by drawing out the date portion of the story. It was a good read, and made me think, but although it was well written, it wasn’t very well edited (the title refers to two throw away lines that have…

No one asked you, Guybrush.

And again—I specified that I wanted a link to a general admission ticket priced at or above $165. Got any of those?

Wow, stalking AND a threat to kill myself, plus a disturbing tag about children? Congrats! You’ve hit the hardcore hater hat trick!

Woof woof!

In the post you just replied to, genius.

Do you know the name of a good doctor who treats Excessive Snark Syndrome? Post a link in your reply.

Go find me a venue where Kesha was charging $165 for a general admission ticket? Post the link in your reply.

Yeah, no. You might be half right, but that doesn’t apply to Kesha.

Look at how pathetic you are, that you took time to look up my place of origin to make some condescending, immature stab at my credibility.