I ADORE Doom. He is, without a doubt, Marvel’s best villain.

This will probably get lost in the sea here, but everyone should know about this man - Chris Mintz. He was injured while trying to block the shooter from entering one of the rooms. He ended up with multiple gunshot wounds and two broken legs. How much better would it be if everyone remembered his name instead of the…

Don’t forget anxious, shy, quiet, weird, etc.

Nice guy, friendly, always smiles, helps out at work, brings in donuts for everyone.

I mean, I tend to be an isolated weirdo but I’m not about to murder people for kicks.

doesn’t unrealistic imply they don’t exist in real life? because women with big breasts like this certainly exist

On the contrary, most Brazilian women pay for their DD’s :P

Ah, Jon Hendren. He’s been doing this for over a decade. His Smash Mouth egg eating stunt sorta blew up in his face but this made up for it.

Looks to me like a someone finally told her through her earpiece what the fuck was happening during his last response. I see an ever so slight OMG look on her face right before she wraps the segment. Who knows how long she would have kept going otherwise.

The waterbed. I lost it at the waterbed.

This reminds me of when “The O’Reilly Factor” called on Mo Rocca (Of the Daily Show” for a counterpoint defending “Lingerie Barbie” and “Pregnant Midge”. It was hilarious. He went on to call Canada a third world country.

I give kudos to any media prankster who doesn’t end his prank with either “baba booey” or “fuck her right in the pussy.”

Edward Scissorhands has now been officially moved to the top of the CIA’s Most Wanted list...

@fart is blowing up

Oh my goodness. This is great!

This is gold. From his casual Edward Scossorhands references to her complete lack of response...GOLD I TELL YOU, GOLD.

I have never been prouder to be an American.

Holy crap. So awesome.