I am not tired of Dave Chapelle. I am tired of people telling me i should be tired of him, however.

chapelle is telling the truth. just face it. 

No, thank you.

is there a setting to get rid of slideshows?

Same here, and my keyboard showed it.

Look, I’m not saying this is bad advice. And a lot of the commenters make good points...but does anyone have friends that are this sensitive that you can’t comment on their appearance? I mean of course you should never make comments like these to a coworker (yikes) or a stranger. But a friend? Really?

OMG, a slideshow, no way!

“Don’t write a letter, just pay more money,” recommends the industry group whose members are paid a percentage of every sale.

Why does this article show up on the front page of Jalopnik? I get that you guys want to drive usage of multiple sites, but come on, find some more relevant content to do this on!

• Slime

• How will we handle money?

Written like an extroverted city dweller.

I think there’s a balance to be struck. Sure, riding around in the back of a station wagon in the 80s was more dangerous than buckling up - but it’s clear the pendulum has swing back a little far. If we’re being honest, we have to admit we’re a little overly sensitive to some things these days.

It’s mostly alarmist nonsense. It’s like they are trying to CYA for legal reasons. There is nothing wrong with giving your dog a couple fries or chips or even tastes of beer.

According to the emails released by the not-so-great infectious disease expert Fauci (his decisions are funny to us in Europe)

Are you guys getting paid to shill for these “contests”,  where the main goal is for the company to collect personal information? It seems like these are posted like once a week now. I’d love for there to be someone who has actually won one of these things to step forward and talk about their experience.

hey! Would you like to take part in our low key method of gathering data for email blast leads? We’d like to sell your personal information to as many people as we can, so they can deluge you with offers for anything from windows to libido enhancers. Also, we’re hoping that you’re some kind of influencer on social…

According to all the bloggers upset over the tool in the thread you referenced, it seems to have very little to do with historical information and context and entirely to do with ads & clicks. The history/context shtick seems to be a façade for ‘we have to add filler for the money’ which is fine. People should make…

Do your windshield wipers chatter
On the windshield overnight?
If Jalponik says “don’t do it”
do you raise them up in spite?
Do they slam into your windscreen
Leaving cracks both left and right?
Do your windshield wipers chatter
On the windshield overnight?

This article is straight up 100% wrong.