Look, I can't stand hipsters as much as the next metalhead. But this is brilliant marketing. You see, around 10 years ago when the modern variant of the hipster first came to be, these creatures were all frugal, bike-loving types. However, in the last 5 years, young urban professionals started mimicking them and…

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"We were complicated before corporations wrote a 64-page document about us."
- Hipsters

OMG!!! Another post from Reddits front page from this morning!!! Way to Go Kotaku staff!!!

But look at those cheap pulsing LEDs. Come on, McLarrn!!!

He was last spotted taking his shuttle to his private retreat, where he intends to regroup his thoughts with friends and family.

Jeremy Clarkson hosted Robot Wars for a few seasons. During his "Denim Disaster" period.

Exposed rear engine or GTFO

"Not impressed."

8. Volkswagen Golf R (1,598 sold)

This car makes you look like a twat. Fact™

YOu are definitely in for a "heavier" dose of Pam this year. The show is evolving ALMOST into a buddy pic with her and Archer. She has some really great stuff going on this season. And it all gets started with a health dose of cocaine.

It is Bob's, by a landslide and I can talk extensively about that show for hours. I have seen every episode and it is one of the very few shows I watch the same day it premieres. I adore every member of that cast and think that right now, that show is perfect.

(Pssst)

Jalopnik will satisfy all your needs.

Anyone else see it? anyone?