I wonder if it’s related to blue and green being interchangeable in Japan...

Great example of right sentiment, wrong word choice. “Deserved” was a horrible choice of words, but it was also an off-the-cuff statement. Every single person in the world has said something stupid because the rights words just weren’t there.

I made it to season 11, and the spring break episode with Kid fucking Rock, and that was a mistake...

And right after closing ThinkGeek as well...

Planet of the Hoojibs would be a perfect short...

Oh, agreed.

Oh, it’s far older than Homer. Or Fred Flinstone. Or even Ralph Kramden from they Honeymooners...

The implication is that dads, blessed with all manner of obligations from the joy of child-rearing, marriage, and work, cannot play involved games for terribly long stretches but would still love to. (I can relate on the last part.) It also suggests that moms would not be interested in this—which isn’t true— but dads…

Then why would you play?

lego’s friends central perk set is an impressive collection of tiny white people.

Government buy-backs could work, especially if you gradually increase the cost each year. Getting 200% of what you paid for a gun makes it feel less like a waste and more like an investment.

“Okay graphics team. One of the junior writers doing the flavour audio logs added a throw-away line about a reflection in a statue. You need to spend six days retexturing the statue and two weeks changing the layout of the area so the two statues will be visible at the same time.”

It’d be a very boring world if we all liked the exact same things...

That’s the eternal dilemma of bands.

How many people would travel across the country to a convention to see a single panel?

Wow. That took some time. I remember seeing that story weeks ago. (Months?) 

Whiny fucks.

Is there any reason for Tarantino to have cast Emile Hirsch, who in 2015 plead guilty to assaulting Paramount executive Daniele Bernfeld, other than to say fuck you to anyone who might have a problem with Hollywood’s continued abetting of men who have not just hurt women, not just choked, dragged, and body-slammed…

OOOo Brain Games. My son and I love that.

Yes. Let us shut-up NDT. He makes us feel dumb an inferiour! Let’s silence him. Then Bill Nye, who isn’t even a real scientist. Then Brian Cox and the already unpopular Richard Dawkins.