@Pope John Peeps II: I heard the jury is still out on "science".

I like to think there is a really old guy in a bunker that doesn't know the Cold War is over doing all this, sort of like those japanese soldiers who were hiding out in the jungle and attacking people for years after WWII.

[hijinksensue.com]

I'm calling it: In Human Centipede 3, everyone (EVERYONE) will get stitched together, and it will make a circle. It will win every Oscar that year.

Those poor Neptunian children have been waiting a long time for Christmas. (Or Hanukkah?)

I'm glad someone gave these guys a research grant to tell us something that was pretty obvious, instead of funding a cure for cancer or something.

So they're archers were much more FAAABULOUS!

Man, I was sad when he died. Seems like it was only yesterday. I'm a huge Vonnegut fan. One of my most treasured possessions is a signed copy of Timequake that I got as a present.

@TheFirstBardo: Well, to be fair, most Americans would be winded by reading the word "hike."

@hopskipper: Like you wouldn't be hovering, too.

@Charlie Jane Anders: True enough. But it certainly got my attention (though I'd forgot about the 16 thing. Damn, I'm probably going to jail now.)

Yeah, a naked Zoey Graystone is a HUGE mistake. No one likes pretty girls getting naked.

I think the key to immortality is to be more like trees. Namely: sedentary.

Boy, I sure am getting exhausted from yelling "we're all DOOOOOOMED!" in the streets every day. When did the future stop being a promise and start being a threat?

@Aethyr: I demand a Satanic funeral!

As long as Dolphins don't get rights. I hate them so much...

Wow, you weren't kidding. Dream Team, indeed!

@Archon Divinus: Phew. I had so many unanswered questions.

Unkillable power rangers? Not so much, sadly...

Is anyone here actually going through the billions of Transformers 3 pictures and videos? "Cause there are SO damn many!