Maybe this was to tell Helena apart from the other clones she was trained to murder?

It was a joke. Helena's hair is dyed blonde; her brown roots are showing. Her upbringing in closed off quarters and in Ukraine is what led to her pale pallor.

"Holy doodle, here we go."

I don't think Felix has enough chaps in his closet for all of them.

I just realized Jesse wasn't in Helena's fantasy. Uteruses before duderuses, I guess?

I have my concerns about Kira's aging in real time as well. But at the very least, she's not a bad kid actress, which boils down to neither precocious nor grating on the nerves.

I noticed this episode was co-written by Azie Dungey, Lizzie Mae from the "Ask a Slave" web-series. Glad to know she's part of the UKS writers' room.

And that's all I recall about him. I forget who he's aligned with now.

Perhaps, but having Ari Millen turn out to be Project Castor was a neat twist I doubt many saw coming. Sounds like he's doing an okay job with it too, and even nicer that Castor's not stealing the show from Sarah and her sisters.

I didn't consider that she would get a new eye, but if she did, it could be a pure white one. Either this or the eyepatch would suit that Bond villainess.

Haha, I didn't think anybody did either. He's a handsome footnote.

No mention of Big Dick Paul? He's probably stuck in Rachel's steely flat as her forever shirtless escort.

Extra sugar in mine!

"Jesus never met Liliana de la Vega!" Rita Moreno made for an awesome GLAM-MA.*

I did some digging into Yo-Kai Watch and it appears Dikachu may have some competition for everyone's favorite phallic monster:

I'm attempting to recall Inside Llewyn Davis and all I come up with is blue-grayish bleakness. I wouldn't mind wearing that as a sweater but I'm not enthused with viewing a movie comprised mostly of said blue-gray.

I'm surprised Scott Pilgrim is on the list at all, much less in the top twenty. But it's probably my purist bias with the comics and the decision to distill all six books into one movie that's coloring my sour views. I'll remember to give it a rewatch some time.

Eh, what is a prequel?

It's Kim Jong Il all over again.

I started late into Kimmy Schmidt as well. I loved that the carriage horse reappeared later in that episode. The Voorhees kids got on my nerves at times though. I'll chock that up to second-episode blues and a lack of Carol Kane.