I finally got around to watching the first four episodes of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt throughout the past week and into the weekend. I'm surprised at how much I missed Tina Fey's comic voice. Ellie Kemper is super pretty and fun to watch - I didn't like The Office, sorry, so I missed out on her there. Also, I adore…

"Oh, they bred that out. Someone's anus is purely decorative, yes it is!"

You should probably stop sleeping on Hot Pockets then.

Last weekend, I found a baby morning dove on the ground and was unable to keep it alive. At the time I was all nonchalant about the whole thing. By the end of this episode, I was just a crying puddle of mess and those buried feelings of anguish about not saving that bird just came out.

It freaked me out so badly that I kept pondering my own reality.

I watched "Coherence" upon hearing glowing reviews about it. Enjoyed its "less-is-more" approach and especially surprised to see Buffy's Xander among the cast.

Favorite line not mentioned yet: "Your worst birthday was when you destroyed my genitals."

"Why don't you staple your mouth shut? Cause your face keeps falling open and dumb words keep falling out."

"Sorry to-…Sorry to-…Sorry to-…Sorry to bother you."

Still not watching it.

I didn't even bother giving Season 5 a peek.

I liked it too. I'll admit the movie's not perfect but the primary cast is just dynamite.

Broadcast TV is so desperate nowadays that I doubt Fox learned its lesson from mishandling Glee. If it makes noise, crank up the volume.

I once ate an MJ cookie and then watched Key and Peele. It's a great series, but the skits got doubly funny when the high kicked in.

Oh it's hot and wet and slick.
And it's making everybody sick.

Resurrect Ms. Revolutionary Cosplay and I might be lured back.

Updog funk you up?

They are "Brogelios on the Beat".

That makes sense. And yeah Louise wouldn't have known about that.

"Chinchilla! Disgusting!" Edith overheard! Ah, the moments I live for on this show.