“Capital Gaines: The Smart Things I Learned by Doing Stupid Stuff or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Shiplap. 

(Trying to imagine what a non-vanity butt photo would be...)

This is grade V kinja

I prefer the P-game all up in my vag

Gotta bring your v game

Nobody needs to bring their A-game to fuck with a woman who puts jade up her vagina. You don’t even have to bring your B-game to do that.

Looked like Ellaria and Yara Greyjoy to me.

He even looked more enthusiastic when meeting Putin lol.

it is literally the Pope’s job to love everyone and even he can’t bring himself to tolerate DJT lmao

In the line up she does have two Hollywood chubby girls (meaning they aren’t really but their thighs are like twice the size of the rest) so I guess that is something.

Would it have been better if it had been more inclusive? Yes! But I don’t look to cheesy pop music for high-quality feminist anthems.

Yep! I always find it so sad that it often is a view expressed by girls of junior high and high school age, which is one of the times when support and solidarity is most necessary.

I’m for this song because I feel like it’s a nice counter to the boy band tropes about “most girls”. So, if I were still 12 I would be all over this song and I would most definitely have a dace routine being planned out in my head.

And it’s sad that so many girls (myself included when I was younger and dumber) buy into it.

Ditto. It’s a cute song, it has a genuinely positive, inclusive message. I’ve no room for snark today.

As is its internalized sister, “I’m not like other girls.”

Good on her for taking this on. The whole “you’re not like other girls” thing is so, so gross.

Yes, but only one truly matters.

Well, if a contingency plan was in their contract, then Swift’s people would’ve known from the beginning that there’s a chance they could leave.

My wife and I were never monogamous so jealousy and distrust were never an issue. Strangely enough though the deeper we got into our relationship the less interested we were in pursuing outside partners individually. The option is still there but lately all our extramarital sex has been threesomes or at least with the…