When does he look attractive to you? I find he either looks like the picture above or looks like the white guys who roam around listening to Tupac and Bob Marley.

What a unique toddler. Most British babies look like old age Winston Churchill...

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

Then you haven’t read my fanfic.

did you see who we made president or

Agreed. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an episode of KUWTK but it drives me fucking nuts the way people act like she is single handedly responsible for the downfall of modern civilization. It’s absurd. She and her family are hardly the first people to be famous simply for being beautiful and good at manipulating the…

Yup! I never really wanted to be in the roll of defending Kim Kardashian, but here we are. It’s scary how obsessed certain people are.

you know, its one of the world’s largest henges.

And THIS is why I continue to defend Kim K. My love of her is based 99.9% on how much men and the thirsty vilify her.

“Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a Christmas elf banned from the North Pole for his virulent racism”

Please don’t apologize Faye, that was the most interesting thing to happen at the Oscars since some dude ran on stage naked about 40 years ago.

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Never let him go.

I guess I’m the luckiest bitch on earth cause my husbeast is ALWAYS wanting to eat pussy- sometimes I’m like nah I don’t feel clean enough and he pouts.

I’m just gonna leave this here...

Gotta love the guy who asks if you came when they’re done, like if you don’t know most likely it didn’t happen!?

I have it on good authority that if you touch a woman three times on her elbow, poke her left thigh once, then lick her right earlobe, she squirts.

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH THEIR LIFE THAN WATCH THAT MANY GODDAMNED MOVIES.