Dear god we are just so very embarrassing.

You’re not the last.

What’s really cringy are those horrible Michael Kors bags with the door knocker MK medals hanging off them. Lady, that bag is canvas and there is a bin of them at TJ Maxx for $55. Take it down a notch.

This is awkward for both of us but I love you.

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

That’s a serious feliney she just committed.

omg but all of the other “gifts for X person” lists have been satirical or, at best, tongue-in-cheek. so i expected to be slightly insulted by this list

Jesus, this cabinet is like The Legion of Doom.

There is no way this guy ends up in this position. Like, I have zero faith in Trump of Flynn’s judgement, and I think Trump wants this guy in this position more than he wants air, but there are parts of the intelligence community that will revolt over this and leak all kind of shit about Flynn if he proves dead-set on…

Too late to edit, but in the interest of full disclosure it should be noted Russia has a pretty good claim on him already too since he is a regular guest on Russia’s state-owned propaganda television station RT!

nepotism is an ancient human tradition.

The nattering nabobs of negativism can naysay all they want, but at least Putin won’t corrupt Flynn. Because Turkey already owns him https://theintercept.com/2016/11/17/turkish-client-paid-trump-adviser-michael-flynns-company-tens-of-thousands-of-dollars-for-lobbying/

Oh jeez. On we go on our tour of the cabinet of horrors. It’s at the point now that I read something about Romney being offered a cabinet position and I swear I almost cried with relief.

Just a suggestion, but Maddow has been doing a line on on his consulting firm being on Erdogan’s payroll and him writing pro-Turkey op-eds as late as election day. May be worth an update as it is truly awful, especially given Trump’s drain the swamp closing argument about banning hiring officials who lobby for foreign…

Remember those crazy days when being a paid agent of two foreign governments - Turkey and Russia - was considered disqualifying from being placed at the pinnacle of American intelligence? And not even secretly! Openly declared!

So a private email server that MAY have been hacked and which only contained retroactively classified information is disqualifying, but if you are PROVEN to have accidentally shared classified intelligence with an adversary who later actually killed our troops, you’re fine.

“On at least two occasions, his handling of classified information came under scrutiny by the US military.”

We’re fucked, aren’t we? Are we fucked? Yeah, we’re fucked.

That’s what I look like when the BBQ is almost done.

Sir are you a news writer or a poet? The phrase ‘trying to get the stain of Trump’s name off the stonework’ is so. perfectly. accurate.