holy. shit.

I want to go on a vacation to the UK where I just visit different cities and go on ghost tours.

I feel like we should start arguing about the general portrayal of science in Hollywood now.

Cannot decide if I love this or hate this.

... I was literally just thinking the same thing.

You must be in Canada or something. It sounds like paradise. Here, a facility can go on “lock down” and LOL no one can contact anyone.

Typically, robbers (even sophisticated ones!) are at least deterred by the presence of trained security personnel, who are in turn trained to de-escalate situations and protect their clients. At the very fucking least maybe she wouldn’t have been put through all of this alone and would have felt somewhat secure that…

That’s great! I’m mostly in the same position. Which makes it all the more jarring and also noticiable when it DOES happen :)

I was right! I didn’t want to know! Time to go bury my head back in the sand!

.... Do I even want to know?

So now he’s basically admitted that everything he’s done and is continuing to do is for the purposes of being an asshole, right? That’s the correct reading here yeah?

Oh I know that, I’m just not sure why her personal bodyguard left with her sisters. It seemed really off to me.

I’ve had to end a good friendship over this sort of thing. The problem is always when it starts subtly and insidiously, and you think you’re just helping that person out.

If the Phantom of the Opera was the soundtrack to every class I might actually go to SoulCycle.

If I were the judge hearing this case my response to this defense would be to declare him guilty immediately and also guilty of the murder and probably every other unsolved crime in a hundred mile radius.

THANK YOU.

IT’S HORRIBLE AND I HATE IT.

Sometimes I think I use that phrase too much and then I come to my senses THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN.

I was unable to talk to one of my best friends for a week because he was in Atlanta when the prison riots started, and neither was his wife or his legal team, or even his father, who DROVE TO THE FACILITY to see if he was alright.

Not gonna lie, I’m really REALLY hoping they bring out a real-life Inspector Clouseau, especially given the Pink Panther conspiracy theories.