jessphilosoraptor
Jess, Queen of the Raptors
jessphilosoraptor

Yeah I don’t care how much she may have brought this on herself - idiots gonna idiot - OF FUCKING COURSE SHE ISN’T LEAVING HER HOUSE TODAY HAVE YOU SEEN THE INTERNET THE PAST 24 HOURS????

Oh no I know people suck.

I died a little inside when I read that.

Yeah that’s the plan. I’m not super worried about making sure I have insurance on specific items yet, but I’m working towards it. Ugh, adulting, why you gotta be so complicated lol.

I am a nerd who wears a fitbit and I approve this message.

Looks to me like it’s just a weird play between the pose and the shadows in the background.

Yeah I was nervous enough having the lady just go in the back to clean it. It took maybe 3 minutes. And the ring is complicated enough that there is no way it can be easily faked or that they would have a replica on hand. DIDN’T MEAN I WASN’T WORRIED AF.

Oh man I have layers upon layers of insurance on everything. I actually am in the process of getting this and another heirloom appraised so I can make sure I have accurate insurance values/plans for them specifically. I just need to find a jeweler I trust, since I haven’t been in this city for that long yet.

This is GOOD TO KNOW. I think my diamonds are too small to do an imprint but I’m absolutely going to look into it. This ring is My Precious.

It’s actually not a solitaire diamond ring, it’s a collection of small diamonds in a chevron shape. I’ve had it cleaned very recently and they checked all the stones and they’re in good shape - I’m not at the point where I *need* to take it in, just getting close enough that I’m starting to save for it lol.

Ugh I HATE people who prey on older folks like that. They make me rage :(

I mean that’s already the plan if Trump wins, it can’t be my forever fallback!

The cognitive dissonance experienced by the entire GOP continues to baffle me.

ASSHOLES GONNA ASSHOLE.

Ohhhh how does it hold up to platinum? Or rather, how does platinum hold up to it? I’m already getting to a point where I’m gonna need to take this ring in to get it shored up, the band is getting a little thin, and I’d rather put that off for as long as possible lol.

Don’t you know that unless your engagement diamond is big enough you can’t unlock the gates of heaven? GOD FINNY GET WITH THE TIMES.

This is a new technique I’m going to add to my arsenal of jewelry paranoia I didn’t know they could do this!

It’s a local chain so it’s still a chain but slightly better rep than Kay’s.

Oh man you have NO idea how paranoid I was when I sent my Grandfather’s watch to be repaired. P. sure it had to go to Switzerland. Which, fine, I wanted it done right, but I was a nervous wreck for those 8 weeks waiting for it back.

Wear them all together all the time and just revel in your blinginess. Just because your ex is now your ex doesn’t mean you can’t wear fab jewels! Or get them reset! Make a necklace out of them! ENJOY YOUR DIAMONDY GAINS.