I refuse to watch it with other people so I’m hanging at the super cool LA bar called My Couch.

I missed the JV team debate apparently. I think I’m pretty okay with this.

I know, that’s what the lecture was on, but that doesn’t mean he has to talk to a bunch of college kids about it! It was super cool all around!

I believe it was mostly because she was deemed ‘unsuitable’ and also they were young and dumb and should have gotten married way back in the 70s but didn’t. The Queen Mother also had very close friendly ties with the Spencer family, and wanted a Spencer as the Princess of Wales...

I met him while in college, and he was SO DAMN NICE. Like, was willing to chat with a bunch of college kids about climate change and politics, after shaking hands, out in front of the hall he had just lectured at. I’m sure some of it was just “doing his duty” but he was seriously kind when he had no real reason to be.

I like to think they’re super happy together, and are just living their best life, regardless of whether or not he actually becomes King. It’s like at this point he’s given up and said “You know what, fuckit, I’m going to go do me now.” and then waltzed on over to the sheep races.

I would be shocked if most of her net worth isn’t tied up into a trust already, frankly. Which, yeah, if that’s the case, you don’t need to sign a prenup. That’s more or less what I plan to do.

I prefer to get that feeling through coffee :)

No I actually have a knee that I’ve SMASHED multiple times, so “just icing it” would mean surgery earlier than the projected “I’ll need total reconstruction surgery” date of like, age 35. No crazy happy-making endorphins are worth that.

.... is this just a random rant, or did you miss the part where I am *not* a runner specifically because of how bad it is for my knee?

Also, knees. I would love to be a crazy runner person, but my knee literally cannot handle it. Though to be honest most of the draw for me is that those people always seem so HAPPY. Pretty fucking manic, but so happy about it. #lifegoals

These are many references that I really don’t understand.

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH TERRIBLE BEHAVIORS. I WOULD NEVER.

Sunshine is Abomination and I will take that opinion TO MY GRAVE.

I’m still really not sure how “if your likeness is used without permission, even after death, you/your estate can sue!” is so confusing. Using the likeness without permission to make money *IS* the injury, so now the estate can sue! It seems like there would be lots of precedent for this as well (Rhianna and Fred…

<3

I bet this is GOOPy’s way of slowly bringing them back into the spotlight, to launch their comeback tours now that their love can be legally ratified in all 50 states. She’s got a bunker underneath that barn of hers that has been their home since their supposed ‘deaths’, and they’re the creative genius behind all of…

But what if Tupac is still alive and totally consented to have his name in swirly script on a clutch produced by Gwyneth, who has been hiding him all this time?

pretty sure that’s a guaranteed yeast infection right there.

Costco is just magic, I think. I’ll see if mine has that next time I go, I like the brand a lot.