So pretty. So dumb.
Do you think maybe Katie Holmes has a magical vagina that creates super- human stregth in those who bang her?
What.
Katie Holmes is probably having uncomfortable flashbacks. There was a time when Tom Cruise’s publicist was planting stories of his heroism in the media on a regular basis.
I once pulled a man out of a burning car. have never spoke a word of it
Selena probably yelled at random college-age extras “hey, isn’t Seth hot?” while sitting next to him until he passed her a joint.
I imagine this was an ongoing joke that Selena made on set. Which, while slightly cruel, is just on point enough for me to respect it.
Kal Penn favorited one of mine about how he’s actually one of the cave people frat bros in Buffy. I’m looking forward to our multiple day Indian wedding.
keep us updated if he respondes, that man is laminated
Both Aimee Man and Roseanne Cash have responded (positively) to my tweets. I didn’t know I coulda dated them.
“yourq [sic] amazing”
I’m not rooting for any of these people, but whoever is counseling them to only wear blacks and earth tones is doing them a disfavor. They all look dead.
“You know, the police have killed 26 people just in 2016...”
Holy fuck guys.
According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”
“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”
I don’t even like Kirsten Dunst. I don’t hate her either but nothing she’s ever done has excited me much (except Drop Dead Gorgeous which wasn’t even perfect because of her). But she was amazing in Fargo. I was blown away. I had no idea she had that kind of performance in her.
Eh, the Gaga and Perry beef doesn’t bother me. People go on random twitter rants all the time.