Christ on a cracker, please do not judge me on the basis of my great grandparents. My great grandfather was a dick who abandoned my grandmother’s mother to poverty. Is that what we’re doing now?

I can’t abide by this.

God, HBC is the shit.

Erlich Bachman knows where it’s at.

Let’s not stop there. Get an MTV Movie Award! Nominate the soundtrack for a Grammy! Adapt it for a play so it can win a Tony! Hell, nominate it for an ESPY! Let’s do it, America! ALL THE AWARDS!

Hhaha I love that it’s called dog fart! A friend and I were brainstorming porn site names for fun one day and the best we came up with was “pube tube” which turns out is an actual website

I don’t have many feelings about Gene Simmons either way. I appreciate his business acumen and marvel at how much his ideas for marketing Kiss changed the landscape of merchandising, but I don’t think he’s someone I’d get along with.

Her way of “dealing with it” has been to victim-blame. Having been a victim herself is not an excuse.

I want to remind everyone that she is a rape victim. People deal with trauma in different ways..

i bet it rhymes with schmarvey feinstein

So I have so many things to say about how this reflects how we see gender and things are only “valid” when they’re seen by a male perspective, but I’m going to settle with a) it must suck to have your franchise be turned into 50 shades of Grey and have your idea for pumping out a no-work novel from the male…

The only way I’ll enjoy this is if the movie version stars Judge Reinhold and Fred Savage as Beau and Edythe.

bro is so high 24/7 that im convinced he doesn’t even know what comes out of his mouth half the time

I know Rihanna is kind of like an idol around these parts, but there’s really no anger at all about her calling Rachel Dolezal a hero? Not even a snarky comment? I’m a little surprised by how it’s all about her upcoming album rather than her statements about Dolezal. Unless it was sarcasm that went way over my head…

I think Kim is a thoughtful introvert who is actually quite insightful, which annoys me because I love her and I want her to be someone who I would actually get along with in life, and I struggle with introverts.

The things that White women/girls get away with are astounding. No wonder White women are so entitled and oblivious yet they have the gall to complain about sexism but have no problem dishing out racism.

Hey, I totally relate to the pregnancy thing. It is the WORST. Of course I’ve had an exceptionally difficult one, but yeah. Awful. Can’t wait for it to be over.

Is it physically impossible for Taylor Swift to close her mouth, you guys? I’m concerned.

Scott's parents are dead :( I think their deaths lead to a lot of his recent issues/drinking drug use

I say this all of the time but anyone who thinks Scott is charming, or somehow more tolerable than the Kardashians is an idiot.