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This. Not many people can pull off bright yellow of all yellows (I'm olive skinned, so I will never know the joys of wearing yellow, orange or green without looking deathly ill).

I kind of get where she's coming from. When I have intense workouts with my trainer I get the same feeling, it has something to do with lactic acid? But yeah, not the most appropriate thing to twattle about.

Oh in that case, Asylum is quite psychologically horrifying. Maybe she made a good call with that one!

THAT KEVIN BACON COMMERCIAL IS BEYOND INCREDIBLE.

Definitely watch Asylum. There is a weird alien subplot that never quite makes sense, but if you kind of ignore it it's almost as excellent as Murder House.

She is fucking phenomenal. But I'm so disappointed in Freakshow; even she couldn't figure out what the hell she was supposed to do there. It's probably best for her.

Not mad about Andy Samberg hosting the Emmy's. He's delightful and adorable and I hope he kills it.

Keep hating, but some of us love that amount of glitter.

Honestly, meh. Why not. A 45 year old most likely knows themselves very well, has had plenty of life experience, and knows what to expect in a relationship with an 85 year old. It doesn't ring any alarm bells to me, such as the possibility of someone exerting their dominance over a younger person (such as a 30 year

Well ... isn't everyone in showbiz an opportunist of some sort?

I never liked Fashion Police with Joan; she seemed really mean spirited. And to be honest, all I heard about Kathy was that she didn't have charisma, wasn't funny, etc. I was so pleasantly surprised when I saw her on the show. She is hilarious and can critique without being horrible. Her evaluation of Joan Collins'

Alliteration is always delightful!

I think if you're over 30 a 10 year age gap isn't so drastic, and over 40 any age gap goes. But that could just be me!

I actually went to a MAC counter for the first time ever this week for eyebrow products. The girl was so damn lovely, and specifically asked what products/looks I wanted to try out. She then did one side of my face and taught me how to do the other. Actually because she was so nice I bought brushes and a lipstick I

Oh my god. Oh no.

I hope you ready for tonight / I'm gon cook, you'll be dessert

Oh I completely forgot about that movie! Okay, I'll give you that one.

She was the nymphomaniac, Shelly I think?

I am similar, a large bottom lip and meh top lip, and they're two very different colours to boot! Absolutely worth your time to head to a counter and demand a lesson in make up :)

Watch 10 Things! So great, and is without a doubt her finest moment!