Excuse me while I go vomit.

What in the everloving hell is happening?!

I applaud this reference.

This is not at all how I thought this was going to go and I am so thrilled.

Do you have stories? I imagine her to be sunshine incarnate.

Julianne, I enjoy your writing, but your editing is a hot mess. Trying to figure out what piece of writing is related to which photo gives me a headache!