Did you say that about Ford? Who the fuck cares how long it took her to get there, as long as she’s on the road to getting there?

I literally hate everything.

Another response would be, “How about you pick up the ironic mansplaining you’re currently throwing down and put it in the shitter?”

Mr. Whammy is also from WNY, north of Sanborn, and he also says he’s from Buffalo.  If someone asks for more detail, he says closer to Niagara Falls. But yeah, that’s basically Buffalo. 

I didn’t read the article, but of course the server knew who he was. His ugly-ass reputation was passed from woman to woman, cautiously and in whispers, just like we’ve done about every other SOB like him since time immemorial. Girl code, assholes. It’s all we’ve had to try to keep ourselves and each other safe. 

Same, and the guy who brought the groceries out said that they were told if they were caught taking one, they’d be disciplined. Because of course, Walmart.

You’re jacking with us, right? Like, you do realize the actual point of the article, but you’ve decided it’s Thursday Night at the Trollfest, right? 

My dude. Exceptional point-missing. Super proud of you.

My kid’s school serves Domino’s pizza every other Weds for hot lunch. IDK, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em?

Octavia, who is very vocal and therefore also known as Chairman Miaou. Or Kitty, pronounced kee-dee.

I started running about six months ago. I’m about 50 pounds overweight, and I run like a turtle, but I do it. On vacation couple weeks ago, I was running in a park and felt a truck slowing down enough to say something. Prepared my “fuck off” speech, but instead of the usual, a young woman stuck her head out the window…

Came here to say this. Fancy athlete manchild vs. little girl? She probably asked for it. You know how women are--doesn’t matter how old they are.

STOLEN from Scooter. Sad!

+1 on it’s okay. Just saw it the other day when we went on the annual pilgrimage to Gordy’s.
Also, McHale and his wife are hardly outliers when you’re talking about Rangers. Somehow pro-mining is now red, whereas anti-mining is solid blue because of the environment. I suppose it’s because of the shithole it all became…

150%.

We recently got our 9YO a Gizmo at Verizon. Looks like a Dick Tracy watch, programmable for I think six numbers to send and receive. There’s a fancier version that allows texting and has some games, but we didn’t think that was necessary at 9. The device was $89 and it’s $5/mo on our plan, with a portable number for…

Your analysis is dead on...and I like your name.

Came here to say that the headline made me spit my gum. Kthanksbye.

Pro tip: if the best question you could come up with was “Have you been to a trailer park before?”, that 5-second pause was CH looking at her publicist, her publicist looking at her, and the two of them simultaneously shaking their heads and rolling their eyes.

Source: every conference call I’ve ever been on when I…

It took me a rotation of 5 min, flip; 5 min, flip; 6 min, flip; 6 min, out. But my husband likes them extra crispy.