Got your hopes pegged on Jermajesty, huh? :/

“retardy”

As an alternative, instead of having a baby, I hope that this is the dramatic set up for her to present her long rumored adult child simba style.

I guess you feel paternity leave should not exist then?

The hand-wringing won’t be about a trans person being assaulted - that’s baked into the cake.

“I’m just trying to make sure you’re not being harassed!” (As I stand outside the bathroom, waiting to harass you)

I really need to know what happened 10 years ago to Taco Tuesday.

Only 77% of what a male tutor would make.

Depressed Prince of Bel-Air.