This is not Rhonda Rousey the most dominant athlete of the millennium according to idiots who work here. Morons who work here I might correct. Comical clowns who know nothing about sports one might say.

But Rhonda Rousey is the most dominant athlete of this era. Clowns. Stop writing about this loser and admire the greatness of the Warriors. Every article about this broken down egomaniac has-been takes away from Steph Curry and I won’t have it. I am watching you and your LA bias.

That must be the most embarassed teenage girl on the planet. “Your dad wears a tophat. Your dad makes YOU wear a tophat.” I’d have fucking died.

Because the DoD stopped buying commercials.

Laughable. Like every international sports body isn’t a corrupt, bribe-taking temple of horrors controlled by criminals and billionaires. Why do we even have sports at all? Someone remind me.

Spoilers! Arrrrgh! *dies*

ESPN is practically owned by the NFL and other sports leagues. These crooked bastards report on nothing. Fucking Grantland was a joke come on.

Not to be off-topic but the Jezzies should be sharing those Gawker-Deadspin posts about the NFL domestic abuse photos and the league protecting and defending the abusers with their “NFL Security” ex-FBI intimidation goon squad bullshit. Same shit the NCAA does.

Fuck you Jerrry Jones, you dead-eyed psychopath.

Björk is a beautiful elf who proves elves are real.

Fuck the NCAA and the NFL. This constant rape and violence against women is not an acceptable cost for a billion dollar entertainment conglomerate that’s already violent and dangerous to play to begin with.

It isn’t funny, media in Italy often have mafia connections and he could have been in danger.

Hey Deadspin guy, why don’t other Gawker fucker sites also have “Up all night threads”? Because believe me talking to drunken, face-painted, half naked Cincinnati Bengals fans or whatever is going on here is not particularly interesting to most of humanity.

It sound like we’re both anti-Antiroyalist, albeit for different reasons. I understand where you’re coming from, your thing is actually common in North America and it’s totally fine. My reason is not even that well thought out, it’s just, “Why are we picking on a 90-year-old woman forced to play a weird acting job her…

An open laptop is always good because you can duck behind it while updating your Xena fan fiction page.

Oh dear. She doesn’t quite sing, she just talks, sounding bored while doing it. Yet follows the pop song structure unimaginatively.

When reboots become sales gimmicks, your universe is dead.

Am I terrible for not loathing the Queen? She can’t help being born a symbol; I don’t follows English Royalty or care about gossip, but even through osmosis she’s not been described as cruel or greedy or philandering or anything. I don’t think she’s a lizard-person or a psychopath, just a frightened young woman of…

Yes this is the best weather-related interview ever. I hope he was rescued!

I read your comment in a Milhouse voice, it was hilarious! Here, have a cookie.