The replies to Jane asking “how would you guys respond?” were glorious, as nearly each one was essentially, “by being a professional and not post this, lol?”

You’re arguing a point literally no one but you even brought up. The OP never said anything about wasting money on coffee. You’re projecting a lifestyle onto them that you don’t even know whether or not they live.

Waving your phone in the air? I’m confused by that; you don’t wave your phone to catch Pokemon.

My workplace IS a Pokestop, but they have the wrong building marked, so my desk isn’t in range. :| :| :|

I thought he cheated on her repeatedly? Or at least that one time at a massage parlor.

I wonder if I’m grandfathered into a good deal, or if Chase Bank just has better checking and savings options. I had no idea banks could charge a maintenance fee on your account; I thought those were only on certain “rich people” credit cards. I have never had a maintenance fee before, and before I moved in with my…

She’s so beautiful. Easily one of the most beautiful women in entertainment. It just boggles my mind when people insult her appearance. I don’t condone insulting her for other reasons, but I can see WHY people do it in our shitty, misogynist society. But her looks? No. She is drop-dead gorgeous.

Because it’s the status quo, and if other female celebrities get this perk, then why shouldn’t she get it? The reason it’s free is because it’s also good publicity for the designer themselves. If a beautiful celeb is wearing your dress, then your sales and brand recognition may go up. So it sucks that female celebs…

OMG same. Same, same, same. I also hate when he does musical numbers, or pretty much any segment when he walks away from his desk. My boyfriend doesn’t like Samantha Bee’s show, but thinks Oliver can do no wrong, while never noticing Bee’s worst qualities taking shape the same way in Oliver.

Well, don’t raise your kid to be entitled, if that’s what you want to avoid...but I hope you’re not referring to her intelligence. :/ That can’t really be helped.

I lived near Lake Huron for a while, and that was my first experience with these awful creatures. There were so many for a few weeks that it sounded like you were driving over bubble wrap, and you had to make a mad dash inside at night, but there would always, ALWAYS be one or two on you. My cat loved it, I did not.

I love Samantha Bee’s show, but her over-acting/delivery style is often cringe-inducing. I STILL really enjoy watching it, but it can be a bit...much.

They aren’t half-siblings; Rhaegar is her brother. She is his aunt.

OK, now this bitch has gone to far. Becky needs to be taken down.

I don’t see anything wrong with advertisements like this IF they aren’t photoshopped, and the model actually used the product to achieve whatever they’re selling. That, of course, is (likely) not ever going to happen.

“It”?

The thing about this that makes me the most sick is all the people blaming the kid. The 4-year-old boy.

She’s not even attractive for a white woman, though! Her face is so narrow she might as well be Beaker from the Muppets.

That’s how I felt about The Soup on E! I’d never watch the shows they were deriding, but it was still fun to watch them get picked apart.

Coarse bread tastes better. The American stuff will forever taste like mushy garbage in your mouth after you try the German stuff.