Us dollaraires never believed that hooey.

the greatest trick the billionaire ever pulled was convincing the hundredaire he actually cared.

It’s almost like Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck about the common man.

Petraeus was sentenced to two years’ probation in April 2013 for passing classified information to Paula Broadwell, who was at the time writing his biography and with whom he was also having an affair.

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

Can we all continue to laugh at him for fucking a pig?

Agreed. In the interim, enjoy this picture of my cute dog? She loves you, I promise!

I have zero shame in admitting that WWW was one of my all time favourite movies as a kid and I can still watch it and recite lines from it.

NO SHAME I TELL YOU. NONE. IT WAS GREAT, NO YOU SHUT UP