I think you’re being too rash in your judgement here. Some of them cover themselves with jam, taunting us.

I find it hard to imagine a story about Nudie suits that doesn’t mention Porter Waggoner.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

I can honestly say I have never in my life ever spent one second of my life concerned about someone seeing my butthole during sex. It has never even entered into my mind.

Of course they wouldn’t attack Canadians. They’re alpha predators, not assholes.

forget the shark, that bathing suit crotch *protectively cups vagine*

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

The AVN Awards is a gathering of professionals who take pride in what they do and have every right to do so. Shaming porn stars, sex workers — anyone in the sex industry for that matter — is wrong and has no place here. And we can discuss Melania Trump without slut-shaming her; that is never appropriate. Thanks.

Thanks, but in protest of the #MuslimBan I graciously decline this internet. We all lost this weekend.

Right? It’s called the social contract. I don’t have kids, but I still pay for schools. I don’t drive, and I still pay for roads. Being a part of society isn’t a buffet; you don’t get to pick and choose what you think is worthy.

Oh god, then that’s it for me.

Don’t be silly.

All I can think of when you say that is that scene in Friends where Ross is stuck in the bathroom trying to powder his sweaty leather pants.

I would be worried. Consider this, Trump and Co. are only interested in pleasing the people who voted for them. The people that voted for them won’t give a quarter of a fuck if a hundred people got shot in the head during the demonstration. What reason do Trump and Co. have to care about your safety or what it looks…

No thanks. We are quite happy remaining completely separate.

Canadian.

Lutheran or Canadian?

Fuck these guys. Seriously.

I really hate this “we won, get over it!” It’s not a football game- this shit is real. We have to face real concerns. The system is set up to allow and encourage dissent and compromise!