Obligatory: http://bit.ly/1If4SbD

PEARL IS A SAVAGE!

Yeah, the people of Beach City (or maybe this world?) notice but seem to have an incredible ability for dismissal. Everyone knows about the giant magical ladies, but don't bother them. Everyone knows Steven lives with them but no one hounds him about it. Buck even knows that Steven "is his own mother" and has no…

Talk about two names that sound fake.

Cotton Candy Garnet does ask Rose "how was Ruby able to change the future?" which indicates that pre-Garnet, Future Vision was set in stone.

Greg, do you have anything you want to tell us?

A holiday episode, mebbe? *holds up mistletoe, Lion promptly eats it*

Goddammit, Rose had her own PRIDE???

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And accordingly, they fused in a nuclear hug.

Ugh, I'm still sad about shy virgin Peridot not being ready to try fusion. This art is making it worse: http://bit.ly/2aIEWMw

Someone go fire Jimmy Fallon.

It is a gem's perogative to change her mind(s).

[Garnet softly, joyfully screaming ceaselessly]

but at a physical cost when he reformed.

Yeah, hope we're past the Harry Potter level of not asking questions about the magical chaos around him.

You can set an alert on eBay in case someone decides to get rid of a copy. Although this won't help you if you can't scrounge up a VCR.

Hmm. Wonder if he could bubble himself and then hurl himself into Lion's mane?

[insert gif of Senor Chang yelling "HA! GAAAAY!"]

I don't hate this too much. Provides some contrast to Steven's power to turn the bitterest of pills into sugar lumps.