I've never been into them, but accept they'll be endgame. (And try not to think about what a fiasco their child-rearing will be.)

Is that you, grandma? I'm in the barn!

I see that avatar. Legs in the pool, honey!

He looked like he was diving in face first, no hands, and I was not opposed.

"I'm numb. Say it until I feel something."

I will always love the scene in “The Gang Misses The Boat” where everyone is relieved and supportive when they think Mac is about to introduce them to a boyfriend.

"Rape culture sooooks! Recognize!"

Schmidt on Aly's boyfriend: "Everyone dies! Maybe he'll die!"

"DONNY!"

Only desiring men is the manliest thing I've ever heard!

Sheeeeet

That's my dad's name! I will quietly die.

Twice!

WE'RE ALL CRYING GET IN THE POOL

That's fine, sweetie.

Who has two thumbs, a comforter hem soaked with tears and has also previously thumped themself in the chest to avoid feelings? THIS GUY!

The only CBB episodes I've listened to more than once are the episodes she's on

Wanda?

Ooh, links please! (Re: his contempt.)

Amen.