As if The Waitress has any life left.

"Well, looks like we drank everything in the entire world."

More like they've been drunk and/or high for so long that it doesn't actually feel like a lot of time has passed.

On Monday night, I rewatched a couple episodes that referenced how much they love crack and have never lost the taste for it. Interesting that two people who deny themselves nothing were able to hold out for so long.

I would have thought it was for the drugs! If you follow my….implication.

Dennis's pale crack lips will never fail to make me laugh. His somehow seem even crackier than Dee's.

Yeah, the grandfather's (obviously justified) outburst is the strongest memory I have of DZ, aside from the feeling of my own gut dropping.

I let out a tiny scream whenever it's in my Netflix suggestions. That wound has not healed.

Is perfect haircut the salt and pepper dude or the blond dude?

Yup. Him, and possibly the ex.

I'm halfway through, but since the first time we saw him, Mike rubbed me the wrong way.

Weird how God revealed a car, but didn't prevent a woman's murder in the first place. PRIORITIES!

I remember Starved. There are half dozens of us!

"Secondly, Chardee MacDennis is just a working title. Technically, we're still in arbitration. Last we left it, Dee had fllibustered, and Charlie had a motion pending."
"And I will not yield to the gentleman."
"That's because you have no honor, you goddamn bitch."

The baby looked at you?

"I killed you."
"Nope."

And that poor abandoned one I expected Tommy to scoop up.

Which is why I'm so curious about what her mother never said.

Does it? The last time I checked, it was off. Google led me to JVDB's Facebook, which had the right order.

Seriously, at one point he turned to the side and I was like "THOSE MUSCLES ARE NEW. NO OTHER HUMAN HAS THOSE. THEY SHALL BE NAMED AFTER HIM."