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I am completely engulfed with rage.

[everyone in the audience realizes Garnet is about to split and proceeds to scream an expletive/fumble to turn up the volume/leap up/frighten their pet]

Enough Space Doritos for everyone to share!

I was kinda hoping Steven would comfort Amethyst, and she'd really need and appreciate it, and in that moment of consolation and friendship they'd accidentally fuse.

That's A for ANNIHILATOR!!!

So that when you catch it, you feel blessed.

Dear Internet:

I thought I was the only one who remembered "Insensitive!" This comment section is making me feel really cozy.

Oh sweet Jesus, according to Google, Lea Michele did a cover for a Glee soundtrack. No. I won't. Not even out of morbid curiosity. And ALL of my curiosity is morbid.

This, "Mouth" and Jennifer Paige's "Crush" are all sort of a glommed together 90's mass in my brain. But I still know the lyrics of all three, because of course I do.

HA!

I laughed at Will being shoved off the train, too. "Even this living ghost can't stand to be around you, damn. Look at your life, consider your choices."

'The new Alana can geddit, even though she'd tear me apart. It's fine. I've had a good run

I don't understand the question…..?

The final season of Kroll Show, although I will never forgive hin for debuting Senor Feeture so late in the game.

Shockingly rude!

And raise ALL the dogs.

I wanted Will brought to Bella's bedside so she could use her last bit of strength to slap some sense into him.

Happy birthday!

"That may have been impulsive."