Get the Spaminator!

As a lazy piece of garbage, "Get Down" holds a special place in my heart.

Thank you, Dan and Swampy.

So I says to Mabel, I says…

Concerning two, check out Etsy in the coming weeks.

The AV Club
Inane Asylum

"Chilton in Italy!" would be a wonderful web series! Look, he's using his cane to hold up the Leaning Tower!

Wut.

Former.

I have always liked you.

It's a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she's got her period.

Thai Curry Noodles
Steamed Dumplings
Vodka with sweet tea [repeatedly]

[marks Valentine RETURN TO SENDER]

To watch Hannibal properly, I have to make several adjustments to the image, put the volume up to a thousand, and throw in CC if it's Hannibal speaking, or Will being particularly whispery.

[uninvites you from werewolf Bar Mitzvah]

Nope. Just calling Wolfman Jew a whore. It's a thing with us.

At THIS point? He just noticed all the murder wizards?

I hope Ben dumps his little girlfriend. I have a weird feeling she locked onto him because she knows he's particularly special or something. Or because his father rose so swiftly to a position of "power."

"Hello, whore." - Abigail Hobbs

I honestly thought she'd been recast, although that was something I would have heard prior.