"Black, gay and old? Ooof! I'm not even gonna know what box to check on the hate crime form."

That's because DXD is an extreme boy channel for boys. (Who are extreme.)

Bless you for bringing unexpected P.A. into my life.

Goodness.

I haven't trusted Martin Short since Damages.

♫ My baaalllsssss! ♫

#HashbrownNoFilter

And not too tough on the eyes, either.

Prostitute?
French?!

The friend with the real small face freaks me out. So many features and so much makeup crammed into such a tiny space!

"I want to say…'Cornmo'?"

Like a real American hero, I watched the first four on the clock.

They alive, dammit!

Richard Wayne Gary Wayne was found acting super crazy at Walmart? That must have been S U P E R crazy if anyone even noticed.

I've been watching Kimmy instead of working. I made the correct decision.

"Love to, can't, got a pussy to break."

Something has to give with Dennis, right? We usually go straight to "murder" but maybe it's his turn in the sanitarium. It's a Reynolds tradition.

Noooooo why for you do this thing?

Who is even styling Cobblepot? Why is the hair at his crown suddenly three inches higher than normal? Is this my fault for not speaking out about his changes earlier? First they came for the blackened teeth that looked like the jagged gatekeepers of an unfathomable abyss, and I said nothing. :/

You made fruit depressing!