"Did you gather Bill's family?"
"Mmmyes."

Ben: Lamp Lighter
Leslie: The Sun

*snaps at Malfunctioning Eddie, points to crotch*

Makes as much sense as her father witnessing Garry's father commit a crime…

I want a Chris Traeger! He lit'rally dances like no one is watching.

♫ Playing the loOoOoOONg game! ♫

We get it, Diana, you're in love with someone smart! Stop working it into everything!

Brandi Maxxx is Matthew Brown.

keep your fucking voice down they don't know they're airing it and we need to keep it that way

*pours Funky Juice on the grave*

I kind of wanted him to bust up the Craig/Typhoon wedding, but I thought better of it.

They're in good company.

Popcorn?!

Technically, I kicked them out. - Donna on En Vouge

Made me long for Veridian Dynamics.

Look, SaoMagnifico. I love you like a brother, but right now, I hate you. Like my actual brother, LaVondrius. Who I hate.

"I will murder you and clean up your blood with your cat."
"Good luck finding my cat - you know I haven’t seen him in weeks!"

Stacey was my first thought, too! Mary Ann next, considering she also had a parent who was obsessed to the point of perversion.

"Are we not on the same side?"
"Ehhh…"
"Ahhh…"

"It's a black Irish goodbye. He always does it."