Aidan Turner is like the next Pokemon evolution of Kit Harrington.

I typed up a reply and kinja ate it. So here’s the second version. My kids were a touch older when I started with them (6 and 3), but hopefully this is applicable!

@Nick Jonas

I’ve been a stupid bitch my whole life.

I steal slices of my husband’s cheese that he reserves for his lunches, and then replace the slices I took with large Post-It notes hoping he won’t notice.

Saw this story yesterday and was thoroughly delighted.

George Takei sounds just like my dad.

Henry Winkler visits Lucille Ball?

I’d like nothing better at this point than for HRC to win by >10 points in the popular vote, and then on November 9 for the Justice Department to announce that both Trump and his shitbag son have been indicted for enough counts of tax fraud that they’ll both be in prison until the 26th century if convicted.

Oh, he was whoring himself out to his ‘net fans a long time ago. His pandering was legend in certain corners. While his buddies Benedict Cumberbatch and Eddie Redmayne made no attempt to be on any social media and didn’t even look at fansites unless someone literally pushed it in their face, he was building a fanbase.…

“Do you think they’ll like devil sign better or should i do Snapchat dog face Loki?”

Who’s back? Does that mean loki’s back or does he have a name for his loki’s wig or is he getting ready to star as the late Ronnie James Dio. Also if this is his first post on instagram how can he be back.

He’s heading towards the full Rourke.