That’s an incredibly inaccurate description of Yoenis Cespedes, and a particularly uninformed one. There’s no way that applies to Cespedes. Numbers in baseball, as we know, can be misleading, and I think you're selling him short here. He’s at least 32.

If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.

What the fuck would Curt Schilling know about completed games?

If hitting Kolten is Wong then I don't want to be white.

“Yep, these are my readers”

LOL because she's pretty and probably a slut!

BARF.

Still is a chilly reception.

That was both smart and funny. I don’t think you’re in the right place.

+372.15

This deserves 273 stars

When I was younger my family had season tickets to an NFL team and I always wondered why the halftime shows always seemed to consist of dogs catching Frisbees. I later found out it was the team’s way of saying “go buy food at the concession stands.”

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO fuck yourself.

As a Rays fan, I just wanna say it’s nice he got to hit #500 at home

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Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

And the coda +1

They said the same thing about RFK.

+ 2 (Sirhan)