I don't think you're clear on how it works then. Let me help.

I can look directly at the sun for any time you can count. stop lying to people. wake up stupid people you have more power than you can f imagine waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake up

Well, yes and no. I want "your" obnokshesness to end, but I also have to look out for my own health — all that anger and stress that I hold in is bad for my health, you see :)

So you get to be obnoxious but I can't even though I'm right and you aren't? No way.

Unless you were exaggerating regarding the things taped to your door; you call the cops and file a harassment complaint.

So what do you do when you tried the "human" approach and introduced yourself, attempted a plan, yet the neighbor doesn't get the message and all he does is just say "ok"? What do you do after he yells, violently slams his door, punches the wall, and leaves a note on your door saying "please get a life, thanks" after…

"without being an equally obnoxious neighbor"