See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

Kill Withey!

“‘No, I said ‘niggas,’” which is different in his mind.”

“I am not a racist.”™

It’s mariJUANa, not marijuanA

something something Joe Flacco

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

Yet a strangely similar amount of stolen lobster to Jeff Sessions

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

So a Seahawk decided to pass at the last minute, huh.

Dispatch from Baltimore: UA is headquartered here and recently reached a controversial deal with the city to purchase a BUTTLOAD of land called Port Covington to build a huge “campus” in exchange for tax breaks from the city (Tax-Increment Financing or a TIF). The city has given out TIFs before under the guise of…

So she is this tweet IRL?

yes, because there have already been arrests made

Fuck You, I’m eating.

♫There must be....50 Ways to Lose Your Striker

there is a big offer from China

I’m from Baltimore, but have been away for a few years. Didn’t know about his absence. That explains the poor showing.