The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

For all the people who need an explanation on why “All lives matter” is racist: It is a direct refutation of the Black Lives Matter protest movement, which is not claiming black supremacy, but instead an implicit acknowledgment that black lives (also) matter.

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

the Brexit panic already has Europeans fleeing to take jobs from hard working Americans I see.

Are you....are you saying that it was an inside job?!

Guys I am snorting at my desk and sincerely needed this today. But like, you left out the legit winner forever and ever from Kelly Faircloth:

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

Fetty WARP

Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

This ad makes me angry because beautiful people piss me off. Them and their beautiful children. Stop #UglyGeocide #DontLitter #WaitNowImConfused

THANK YOU YES. It’s like people forget that there are TWO WHOLE OTHER BRANCHES OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT that we have to be worried about. We don’t want to thin the ranks in the senate, for chrissakes.

Nope nope nope nope nope NOOOOOPE PLEASE everyone stop saying that Warren should be the running mate. She can do SO MUCH MORE GOOD where she is right now than she ever could possibly do as VP.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

“12 and a half pages? How long did that take, like three years?”

Page 9 just says “The Aristocrats!”

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

I was wondering why they chose Ben Folds as the music for the trailer.