Yes, I know Spurs went down a goal early on Sunday, but to say that they struggled to beat Swans is laughable.

34 shots on goal, 14 on target. Both highs in the Premier League this season.
57% Possession.

The only thing that kept Spurs from scoring 5 or more goals was the outstanding Lukasz Fabianski. 12 saves? That’s…

“LURKING AND JERKING"

[[Hoping Walt ‘Clyde’ Frazier refers to it as “tweeting and skeeting” during the next broadcast.]]

I thought you had your own website for this sort of thing now, Bill.

Et tu, Moute?

I knew I shouldn’t have stapled all of that haunted bologna to that Bible and taught it how to speak. I am sorry everyone.

It was a great goal, but the GK was way out of position. Alli’s was goal of the year material.

If anyone can speak for how all this senseless shooting has affected him, it’s DeAngelo Russell.

Typical “do as I say, not as I do” lip service here from another superstar. I mean really, how is Melo in a position to talk anyone out of shooting?

Hey Rachel, please don’t refer to the William Porter trial (or any of the other 5 cases), as the “Freddie Gray trial.” Freddie Gray is not on trial. It’s clear from the content of the article that you understand this, but the headline is inappropriate. Many Baltimore activists are fighting for this change in media…

That’s Three 6 Latvia to you.

Someone made a joke that adds a “y”.

“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.

I loved the part where the fans knew he was probably tired from his effort so they threw him a banana to help get him some potassium. So kind of them!

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

I thought the only shots Bryan Scott wanted were long 2’s?

Maybe this is our revenge for the Stamp Act, or something? IT’S THE 1-6 FUCKHOLES VS. THE 2-5 DICKJIZZ STREAMING LIVE ON ASK JEEVES!

Webber needs a timeout..(I know.....I know)

Jim Abbot: [light bulb appears above head]

Not even Leicester City players could score like that with the Thais.