I think you are letting McQueary off the hook a bit. Witnessing something like that can no doubt rock you to your core, but once you settle down you pick up the fucking phone and you call the cops or fbi. 

DJ LeMahieu wins National League batting title 2016

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

maybe he liked getting jerked off, but it took everyone way too long to do it, so they hurt their arms, but his need to be jerked off was so insatiable that he kept paying more and more people to do it, but no one could get him off, so they just pulled their muscles trying to please him.  

Also, Tommy John only ever hurt his arm once, and the surgical procedure named after him heals arms.

Alanis, this is good reporting.

Meanwhile this catastrophic season, the Lions are 1-6, their lone win coming against the themselves 1-6 Argonauts, and on a last-play-of-the-game missed field goal attempt which earned them a rouge to break the tie, when the returner inadvertently stepped out of bounds. The Lions are on a bye this week, after getting…

Just a dumb journalistic question.  What does the “[Y]” stand for?  Like what did Kipnis actually say? 

His parents might have set him up for Harvard but they didn’t make him graduate magna cum laude

1. “Yard Goats” is a great name:

I think you mean wing dings?

Additional note from a CSN report: in the last two minutes... “The Boston Celtics should’ve had a field goal disallowed and a technical foul for another violation — both against Al Horford — while the Wizards were able to gain a valuable second off the clock with the lead.”

Yes, yes I do. Instead of taking a hard screen like everybody else does, he acted like a little bitch having a hissy fit.

You were doing really, really great until the last sentence.

Leave it to a Mass-hole to pull the but..but..but...REVERSE RACISM! schtick. Sad!

Guys, pay attention. It was only the end of the second quarter. Look at the graphic in the corner. It says “2nd” right there on the screen. Such an embarrassment to see a mistake like that on this usually-wonderful website.

He’s getting ready for January. In Wisconsin you dont hit the golf course when your season is done, you go ice fishing.

+1 Competitive apologizing

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