jessejace
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jessejace

The “cigar is just a cigar” quote shouldn’t be attributed to Freued, should it? It embodies the exact opposite of the way he saw the world.

Tell you what. You stop calling For Honor a “fighting game,” and I’ll stop calling Kotaku a “playground for writers of varied skill levels.”

You mean like the time I banged your mom “ironically?”

Fuck off, Reaper main.

I used to live next door to a family that had a kid who looks like this guy. I don’t anymore. Draw your own conclusions about what happened.

I’m not worried about the violence, I’m worried that it won’t be any fun, just like the first game.

Sick burn tho

No OW character is a samurai

If I have a choice between them understanding human rights and them understanding Stranger Things, the choice is easy. Settle down, nerds. Things that are important to you don’t actually matter.

Fuck these jackasses that treat Japan like spring break. They make us hardworking expats look bad and then shrug their shoulders as they board the Peace Boat to twat around for another two years of their aimless lives. Fuck them dead.

You walk up to me during your IRL stream, you better be ready for me to call you a child molester on camera and then plug my own channel. If you can’t handle that, you ain’t real enough for IRL. #fairwarning

Ya but Ken and Barbie couldn’t play it.

Try Celestia, which is free and was actually designed for looking at space.

NOW HE’S RAGGIN’ ON DECAF

I want the names of all the girls who beat up this guy in grade school, IMMEDIATELY. Can’t you see he’s in dire need of justice?

You’d be funnier if you were funny.

Will someone please give Xi Jinping the clap?

If big, dumb, stupid and spamming are all words you associate with good fighting games, then you are no authority on what makes a good fighting game.

Shwang wang wang, WrestleDowner.

The opinion of Bungie’s third-shift janitor has been duely noted.