Reminds me of potheads who watch TV and say, “That guy’s totally stoned” about everyone who comes on.

Then don’t buy it, Einstein. You aren’t entitled to anything.

I don’t attend until day after tomorrow but I already have buyer’s remorse. Every time I go, the crowds are thicker but the event doesn’t grow to accommodate them.

What if they just ditched the two-word summaries and miniaturized the trend graph as a visual representation of the score?

I know the restaurant! In Iidabashi, near the entrance to Kagurazaka.

Just review the goddamn game, Vonnegut.

Counterpoint: Scrabble is garbage.

What was the name of the girl who beat you up in school?

I don’t hear a denial.

People who use the term “SJW” need their dicks split up the middle.

Those “adults” aren’t adults.

Actually there is. You see, according to the official lore, IT’S A GODDAMN VIDEO GAME, YOU TWIT.

Yeah man. Hoeru Bar. It’s run by chihuahuas. What’s the problem?

They want to make money. They don’t “like” ir “dislike” any group of users. They like money, just like every company ever.

Daigo Umehara is arguably the best fighting game player of all time, so his relatively poor performance with Street Fighter V since the game’s release in February 2016 has surprised the competitive community.

***with his pillow***

Most twentysomethings don’t know how to fit into society yet, either, just so we’re clear.

It’s always amusing to hear someone deride the groupthink of a huge organization as “an echo chamber” while they ignore the much more echo-y echo chamber happening in their own walnut-sized brain.

Compared to English, just about anything is better.

It’ll look even better once it’s encrusted in sticky, oily skin scum.