Jesus, the comma splices.

Your mom’s kind of not fun anymore.

The “both hands” rule about business cards basically applies to everything. It makes the handoff look and feel much more 丁寧 (“teinei,” which simultaneously means polite, careful and deliberate). Better safe than sorry

Good news! Due to the abundance of neckbeard tears in this thread, every citizen gets a discounted water bill this month.

Get him drunk til he passes out and then shave off his eyebrows. Justice is served.

Awesome. Could you maybe impart some parenting advice to our mutual friend Bad McDad over here?

OK how you bing boogie

OK how you bing boogie

He finishes with advice that mostly should be directed at himself ca. 2012.

I have a four-year-old girl and nothing of the sort has ever happened to me. She doesn’t even ask to play my games. She only wants to watch me play because I’ve taught her that the games are mine.

Says someone other than the song’s writer. I gotta side with the old guy on this one. If it were a record label suing Bethesda, I’d say get the fuck out, but no. The songwriter should always retain control.

It’s okay buddy. All Youtubers are fake pieces of shit, not just you.

Oh hey. More people who want to live vicariously the glory of LOSING A WAR.

I recognized that view before I had scrolled down far enough to read the caption. Love you, Nagasaki!

“I’m a Sonic veteran,” said a self-important neckbeard with body odor issues and a large YouTube following.

Creators will always have and always exercise their right to control the product, and will never be motivated by anything other than money and public image. Good luck trying to convince them not to apply quality assurance. Unless these angry fans can orchestrate the greatest boycott in history EVERY TIME a game…

I think you summed it up best when you said “idk.”

Toxic waste? Oh no, I hope they didn’t bring back those lame zombies/infected from CD2.

Finally, a UbiSoft game that doesn’t seem to center around shooting black people.

Jaxon is a dumb name, but at least it’s better than Jaxoff.

As well as any thumbnail featuring some YouTuber’s dumb mug going, “Da-whaaaaaaa?” Fucking self-indulgent pieces of dung.