He seems like the type if guy who’d take his GoPro to North Korea and end up doing 50 years hard labor there. #streamgoals

Oh you have Jesse McCree? Whatevs, we have Jessie McCree.

*also not censorship

Never take these Famitsu polls without a grain of salt. Money is being exchanged when you get near the top.

TAp tap tap. Psst, Chris! Don’t get distraaaaacted!

....Sorry, why is it “legendary?” It’s not even the best arcade in Akihabara, let alone in Tokyo.

Except that both the Japanese guys in the game are ninja, and one of those sounds like he can’t actually speak Japanese. But other than that.

SFIV above Third Strike? Sorry, Famitsu, I stopped trusting you years ago and this doesn’t help.

Where the hell is Risa from Gake no ue no Ponyo?

*strings of green and blue

Holy shit it’s the strongest woman in the world.

Snot bubbles while sleeping, however...THAT’s a real thing.

Yeah kids often hate other kids so your feelings are totes norms.

Or it DOESNT need regulation, so they DO work themselves into an early grave.

Apart from the fact that talking for eight hours a day is more exhausting than the average office job, the sheer neediness of streamfans definitely turned me off developing my Twitch channel.

Piss off, noncontributor.

Third most abused word: “buddy.”

Sorry, I’m late to this party. What’s the title of the asset flip this guy keeps referring to as “my game?”

We live in an age where everyone is irrationally offended over everything

It’s the guy in your high school English class who started every essay with a dictionary definition.