jessejace
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“Censorship” recently dethroned “terrorism” as the most abused word in the English language. Don’t be part of the problem.

Thanks, Kojima. Let us know when your AAA title gets greenlighted.

You’re right. Misunderstanding the word “censorship” is all the rage these days and I’m sick of it.

The musical content of hymns is royalty free, but recordings are not.

Vaughn, a 28-year-old adult,

Thank god. I was getting real tired of all the black hats, the homing missiles, the RCXDs, the MOABs and the jet packs. Just let me choose between a BAR and a Springfield please.

Wow. No more heals for you, ever. We’ll get to the bottom of who’s being “carried.”

Crystal Quest was the dopest shit. Also HyperCard.

They don’t support unionization. Also, anti-Jezebel dudebro comments can suck five dicks.

You’ll find a game you’re good at. Someday.

The world IS pretty boring tho

He’s not fat, he just ate a midget.

Show us the page where it explains how E. Honda can have ultra-defined muscle tone on top of his gigantic gut.

My dad thought Sagat was yelling, “Diaper under butt!”

IKR? Imagine being on your death bed and suddenly realizing that all that time you spend playing video games meant nothing.

For Honor is a fighting game like Superman 64 is a flight simulator.

Palmer? I hardly know her!

Don’t pro athletes have to sign some kind of release form upon entering a body like FIFA or the NFL? (Granted, I doubt most of them READ it...)

Ssh, adults are talking.